He has no clue that destiny has something truly unexpected in store. At this precise moment, war erupts between Ethiopia and its former eastern territories. King Kikanos, leading his massive army, leaves behind a trio of figures to watch over his capital: Balaam – yes, that Balaam – and his two sons, Jannes and Jambres (names you might recognize from other parts of Jewish tradition!).

Big mistake, Kikanos.

The king's absence gives the notoriously opportunistic Balaam the perfect opening. He begins to sway the people, planting seeds of dissent and subtly undermining Kikanos' authority. And wouldn't you know it? He succeeds. He's crowned king, seizing power while Kikanos is off fighting! And his sons? They’re appointed generals, naturally. Talk about a hostile takeover!

But Balaam isn’t content with just snatching the throne. He’s determined to keep it. To completely cut off Kikanos and his army, Balaam and his sons lay siege to the city. They want to ensure no one can enter or leave without their say-so. According to Legends of the Jews, they use a multi-pronged strategy worthy of a Bond villain.

On two sides of the city, they reinforce the walls, making them virtually impenetrable. On another side, they create a complex network of canals, diverting the river that surrounds Ethiopia and turning it into a watery maze. And finally, on the fourth side, they unleash… well, let's just say they use their "magic arts" to summon a horrifying swarm of snakes and scorpions. Imagine trying to get past that security detail! It's a full-on lockdown. No one in, no one out.

So, what does this all mean? It's a fascinating glimpse into the chaotic world of ancient legends, where political intrigue, warfare, and even a bit of sorcery intertwine. It makes you wonder, doesn’t it? How often do seemingly small decisions – like leaving Balaam in charge – have enormous, unforeseen consequences? And what happens to Moses in all of this? Well, that, my friends, is a story for another time...