Humor

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Wit, irony, and laughter in rabbinic literature, from the clever retorts of the sages to the holy fools of Chelm.

One Simple Truth for Rulers Who Want to Endure

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

The Letter of Aristeas, a text purportedly written by a Greek official named Aristeas in the service of Ptolemy II Philadelphus (285-247 BCE), recounts the story of how the Hebrew ...

What Is the Grossest Form of Neglect a King Can Show

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

The Letter of Aristeas, a fascinating ancient text, gives us a glimpse into that very question. Imagine being a king, surrounded by advisors, each vying for your attention. But ins...

What the Septuagint Sages Said About Marriage

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

It might surprise you. In the Letter of Aristeas, a fascinating text that purports to describe the creation of the Septuagint (the Greek translation of the Hebrew Bible), we find l...

Why the All-Powerful God Has No Need for Wrath

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

The Letter of Aristeas, a fascinating text from the Hellenistic period, gives us a glimpse into just that, through a series of thought-provoking exchanges. Imagine this: a king, ea...

A King Asks What Is Philosophy

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

The Letter of Aristeas, a fascinating text purportedly written in the 2nd century BCE, gives us a glimpse into such a pursuit. Imagine yourself in the court of a king, surrounded b...

Wisdom of King Ptolemy

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

The Letter of Aristeas, a fascinating ancient text, gives us a glimpse into this very question through a series of dialogues at a royal banquet. Imagine being a fly on the wall, li...

Wisdom of Septuagint of Letter

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

According to a fascinating ancient text called the Letter of Aristeas, it's something far more profound. The Letter of Aristeas, for those unfamiliar, is a Hellenistic Jewish work ...

A Kingdom's Safety Rests on Its Leaders' Integrity

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

He poses a deceptively simple question: "What is it that keeps a kingdom safe?" The answer? It's not about brute force, but something far more nuanced. It's about "Care and foretho...

How a King Avoids Being Deceived by Advisors

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

The Letter of Aristeas, a fascinating ancient text, gives us a glimpse into a king grappling with this very problem. Imagine a grand gathering, ambassadors from across the land, al...

Why Most People Never Become Truly Virtuous

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

This letter, if you're not familiar, supposedly recounts how the Septuagint – that's the Greek translation of the Hebrew Bible – came to be. But tucked inside this historical (or p...

Choosing the Right People for Power

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

The Letter of Aristeas, a fascinating text from the Hellenistic period, gives us a glimpse into this very question. It recounts a tale of King Ptolemy II Philadelphus, who sought t...

How Should a King Spend His Leisure Time

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

This letter, which details the translation of the Torah into Greek (the Septuagint), offers a glimpse into the intellectual life of the Hellenistic world, and, surprisingly, a king...

Letter — Wisdom of Septuagint

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

The Letter of Aristeas, an ancient text, gives us some clues. It tells the story of how the Septuagint, the Greek translation of the Hebrew Bible, came to be. But tucked away in it...

Written and Oral Law of Philocrates

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

I’m talking about the kind of gathering described in the Letter of Aristeas, a text that purports to tell the story of how the Hebrew Bible was translated into Greek, creating the ...

How the Septuagint Translators Spent Their Days

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

That's the picture the Letter of Aristeas paints for us, a glimpse into the lives of the 70 (or 72, depending on the tradition) Jewish scholars tasked with translating the Torah in...

Theopompus Studies Torah

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

The Letter of Aristeas gives us a glimpse into that world, a world where messing with holy scripture wasn't just frowned upon, it could have… consequences. The Letter of Aristeas, ...

King Ptolemy in Jewish Tradition

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

But that’s exactly the kind of tale that swirls around the translation of the Hebrew Bible into Greek, a story preserved for us in the Letter of Aristeas. The Letter of Aristeas, i...

Ptolemy Sends the Translators Home With Honors

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

The Letter of Aristeas tells us all about it. Our story involves Ptolemy Philadelphus, the King of Egypt in the 3rd century BCE, and his grand plan to include Jewish law in his fam...

Account of Eleazar

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

It’s about bridging worlds. And sometimes, it takes a king's ransom to make it happen. The Letter of Aristeas, an ancient text, gives us a peek behind the curtain of one of the mos...

Aristeas Reflects on the Septuagint and Friendship

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

You get glimpses of a world so different, yet so familiar. And the stories! Oh, the stories… Today, I want to share a little snippet from the end of the Letter of Aristeas. It's no...

Nicanor and the Holy Sanctuary

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

The story of Megillat Antiochus throws us right into that pressure cooker. It's a relatively short scroll, considered by some to be a minor megillah, telling the story of the Macca...

Maccabean Tale

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

He was about to march headfirst into a battle he probably couldn't win. But first, a little context. We're diving into the world of Megillat Antiochus, also known as the Scroll of ...

Alexander the Great Conquers and the World Splits

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

The First Book of Maccabees, a historical account not found in the Hebrew Bible but considered canonical by some Christians, opens with a sweeping overview of Alexander the Great. ...

Mattathias in Battle

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

It’s a scene straight out of the Book of Maccabees, a story of courage, faith, and family legacy. Imagine this: Mattathias, the patriarch, the spark that ignited the Maccabean revo...

Lysias Remembered

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

We pick up the story with a king – Antiochus – determined to crush the spirit of the Jewish people. He wasn't just interested in conquest; he wanted to fundamentally change their w...

Judas Outsmarts Gorgias With a Midnight March

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

Let’s set the stage. We’re in the thick of the Maccabean revolt, a period of intense struggle for Jewish religious freedom against the Seleucid Empire. King Antiochus's forces, eag...

Judas Maccabeus in Battle

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

That’s a glimpse into the world of the Maccabees. We're diving into the Book of Maccabees I, chapter 4, a truly gripping moment in the story. The scene is set: the heathen, as the ...

Judas Maccabeus Receives the Torah

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

That’s the feeling that pulses through the First Book of Maccabees as Judas Maccabeus sets about reclaiming the desecrated Temple in Jerusalem. The story is a raw, visceral account...

Judas Maccabeus and the Patriarchs

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

That's the world Judas Maccabeus and his followers inhabited, a world vividly depicted in the Book of Maccabees. In the First Book of Maccabees, we find ourselves amidst a struggle...

Judas Crosses Into Ammon and Fights Timotheus

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

It’s a story about Judas Maccabeus, a legendary figure of Jewish history, and his relentless fight for his people. After one of his victories, Judas wasn't one to rest on his laure...

Simon in the Holy Land

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

We often focus on the oil lasting for eight nights, and rightfully so. But behind that miracle, there were real people, real battles, and real decisions that shaped the course of J...

Judas Sweeps Through Cities With the Sword

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

The story plunges us right into the thick of it. Judas Maccabeus, the hammer of God, and his army are on the move. They’ve just made a sharp turn "by the way of the wilderness unto...

Wisdom of Judas Maccabeus

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

We're diving into the Book of Maccabees I, a historical text not found in the Hebrew Bible, but still hugely important for understanding the Hanukkah story and the spirit of Jewish...

If He Crosses First We Cannot Withstand Him

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

That’s exactly the situation Judas Maccabeus and his band of rebels found themselves in, as recounted in the Book of Maccabees. Imagine the scene: Judas and his men are facing a fo...

Tale of Judas Maccabeus

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

A simple request. You'd think so. But instead of hospitality, they're met with hostility. The city gates are barred, blocked with stones. A clear message: "You shall not pass!" Why...

Judas Maccabeus Among the Fathers

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

We often hear about the heroic moment, the pivotal battle, the seemingly impossible triumph. But what about the days, weeks, and months that follow? What about the messy reality of...

Judas Marches Through Philistine Territory

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

We often focus on the miracle of the oil, the rededication of the Temple, but the story kept going. The fight for Jewish autonomy, for religious freedom, wasn't a single battle, bu...

Philip Remembered

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

Our story comes to us from the Book of Maccabees I, a historical account filled with drama, faith, and fierce battles. As Antiochus felt his life slipping away, he attributed his t...

War for Freedom

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

Forget the sanitized versions in history books. to a wild scene straight out of 1 Maccabees 6, a book filled with the gritty realities of conflict. We're talking war elephants. But...

Demetrius Seizes the Throne and Executes Rivals

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

The story of the Maccabees, as recounted in the Book of Maccabees I, is filled with such moments. And Chapter 7 gives us a glimpse into the raw, brutal realities of leadership in a...

Kingdom of Bacchides

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

Bacchides, a Syrian general, having installed Alcimus in charge, heads back to the king. It seems like a moment of relative calm, but beneath the surface, things are far from peace...

Nicanor Sent to Destroy Judas Once and for All

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

Judas Maccabeus and his band of rebels are gaining ground. They're pushing back against the Seleucid Empire, who were trying to Hellenize Judea – basically, force Greek culture and...

Nicanor Falls on the Thirteenth Day of Adar

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

We're talking about Nicanor, a general of the Seleucid Empire, and his clash with the Maccabees. The Seleucids, descendants of Alexander the Great's empire, were ruling over Judea,...

Nicanor's Transgression

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

We're talking about the aftermath of a major clash, a turning point in their struggle for religious freedom. After a hard-fought battle, they weren't just content with winning. The...

Legend of Philip

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

Specifically, chapter 8. It's a short but potent glimpse into the reputation of the Romans and their military prowess, as perceived by others. This section details the Romans' impr...

Judas Sends Envoys to Rome for a Military Alliance

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

Specifically, Chapter 8. The text paints a picture for us, a portrait delivered to Judas Maccabeus himself. It details the utter dominance of Rome. It speaks of how they "destroyed...

Rome — Kingdom of Judas Maccabeus

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

We get a fascinating glimpse in the Book of Maccabees. Not the books we usually think of – the ones telling the Chanukah story – but other books that offer a wider view of the worl...

Rome in Zion

Apocrypha Apocrypha & Pseudepigrapha

But that feeling is what drove the Maccabees to do something truly audacious, something we still talk about today. The First Book of Maccabees, a historical text not included in th...