Noah's Vineyard, a Demon's Bargain, and a Generation of Ease
Noah planted a vineyard and Ha-Satan arrived to claim a share. Blood of lamb, lion, pig, and monkey fed the soil, and each became a stage of drunkenness.
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What He Planted First
Noah walked out of the ark into a world with no human beings except his own family. Every field was open. Every hillside was unclaimed. He could have planted anything. He planted a vineyard.
Bereshit Rabbah, the fifth-century CE Palestinian midrash on Genesis, found the choice alarming. Rabbi Abba bar Kahana explained that Noah had brought vine branches, fig branches, and olive branches into the ark -- the Torah's phrase "gather it for you" in Genesis 6:21 indicated that Noah gathered only what he needed for later cultivation. He had planned the vineyard before the flood began. He spent however many months on the water thinking about the day he would press the first grape.
The Hebrew verb for Noah's first action after the flood is vayahel, usually translated as "he began." Rabbi Berekhya read it differently. The same root gives the word hulin, meaning profaned or unholy. Noah began to be profaned. The man who had been called righteous in his generation, the man who built the ark and preserved the living world through the water, stepped off the vessel and became diminished by the choice of what to plant first.
Ha-Satan at the Root of the Vines
Hebraic Literature (1901), the English anthology of rabbinic narrative, preserves the version of the story in which Ha-Satan appeared while Noah was breaking the new ground. In this tradition, Ha-Satan is not a fallen angel or a supernatural adversary. He is the heavenly Accuser, the tester of human character, who works inside the permitted limits of heaven's structure. He walked through the new world, saw Noah working the soil, and asked what was being planted. Noah told him: "Vines, for the pleasure of wine."
"Let me help you," Ha-Satan said.
He went off and came back with four animals: a lamb, a lion, a pig, and a monkey. He slaughtered each of them at the roots of the young vines and fed their blood into the soil as fertilizer. Then he explained the arithmetic of his gift. Those who drink the juice of these grapes, he said, will move through four stages. First, meek and gentle as the lamb -- quiet, soft, still appropriate for company. Then bold and fearless as the lion -- speaking too much, claiming more than their share. Then wallowing like the pig -- the dignity already gone. Then leaping and shrieking like the monkey -- past shame, past sense, past memory of what they were before they sat down to drink.
Three Men of the Soil
Bereshit Rabbah places Noah's fall inside a broader pattern. Three people in the Torah are described by the phrase "man of the soil" or its equivalent, and nothing constructive came from any of them. Cain worked the ground and killed his brother. Noah was a man of the soil and ended drunk in his tent. Uzziah, king of Judah, was a lover of the soil and was struck with leprosy when he usurped the priest's role in the Temple. Three men devoted to the earth, three catastrophes. The earth does not ask these men to fail. It only reveals what was always in them when they turned toward it as their primary devotion.
The Generation That Built Children and Destroyed the World
Bereshit Rabbah also preserves a tradition about the generation of the flood that makes their destruction more disturbing rather than less. They were not people ground down by scarcity or deprivation. They were people of such extraordinary physical ease that a woman gave birth as easily as a hen lays an egg -- labor without labor, in the literal sense. Their children were born in abundance. Their fields were rich. Their bodies were strong. Nothing about their lives was difficult.
And they used all that ease to fill the world with violence. The case against the flood generation was not poverty breeding desperation. It was abundance breeding contempt. When nothing is hard and nothing is limited, the question of what is owed to others, what is owed to God, what is owed to the structure of the world -- that question stops being felt as urgent. Noah survived the flood and planted a vineyard. The vineyard was not a disaster. It was a choice made by a man who had forgotten, or perhaps had never fully understood, what the world outside the ark had looked like before the water came.
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