The Lord spoke, and so forth, "Command Aaron," and so forth (Leviticus 6:1-2). This is what Scripture says: "For who in the sky can be compared to the LORD, who among the divine beings is like the LORD" (Psalms 89:7). Balaam the wicked was the defending advocate of the nations of the world, and he said, "Will the LORD be pleased with thousands of rams, with ten thousand rivers of oil?" (Micah 6:7). He desires what you offer Him, a single log of oil — how much more what we offer Him, ten thousand rivers of oil! What did Abraham offer before Him? One ram, as it is said, "He looked, and behold, a ram," and so forth (Genesis 22:13). If He desires it, we will offer Him thousands of rams. And what did Abraham offer Him? His son. I will offer Him my son and my daughter, as it is said (Micah 6:7), "Shall I give my firstborn for my transgression" — this is his firstborn son; "the fruit of my body for the sin of my soul" — this is his daughter. See how cunning Balaam the wicked was. He began saying, "I have arranged the seven altars" (Numbers 23:4). He did not say "altars" but "the altars." He said: from the time Adam was created until now, seven altars have been built, and I offer seven to match them all. To what was that wicked man like? To a butcher who sold meat, and his shop was full of meat, and he saw the chief steward staring at the meat. He said to him, "My lord, I have already sent provisions to your house." So too Balaam. The Holy One, blessed be He, said to him, "Wicked one, what are you doing?" He said to Him, "I have arranged the seven altars and offered up a bull and a ram on the altar." The Holy One, blessed be He, said to him, "Wicked one, if I sought an offering from you, I would say so to Michael and Gabriel and they would offer before Me, as it is said, 'For who in the sky can be compared to the LORD, who among the divine beings is like the LORD' (Psalms 89:7) — among the sons of Abraham and Isaac, who are the mighty ones of the world. I accept offerings only from Israel, as it is said, 'Command Aaron and his sons, saying,' and so forth."
Balaam Boasts He Can Outdo Israel's Offerings
Yalkut Shimoni on Torah 479:16
פרשת צו(ויקרא ו א-ב) וַיְדַבֵּר ה' וְגוֹ' צַו אֶת אַהֲרֹן וְגוֹ'. זֶה שֶׁאָמַר הַכָּתוּב (תהלים פט, ז) "כִּי מִי בַשַׁחַק יַעֲרֹךְ לַה' יִדְמֶה לַה' בִּבְנֵי אֵלִים". בִּלְעָם הָרָשָׁע הָיָה סָנֵגוֹרָן שֶׁל אֻמּוֹת הָעוֹלָם, וְאָמַר "הֲיִרְצֶה ה' בְּאַלְפֵי אֵילִים בְּרִבְבוֹת נַחֲלֵי שָׁמֶן" רוֹצֶה הוּא מַה שֶּׁאַתֶּם מַקְרִיבִים לוֹ לוֹג שֶׁמֶן מִמַּה שֶׁאָנוּ מַקְרִיבִין לוֹ רִבְבוֹת נַחֲלֵי שֶׁמֶן. מַה הִקְרִיב אַבְרָהָם לְפָנָיו לוֹ, אַיִל אֶחָד, שֶׁנֶּאֱמַר (בראשית כב, יג) "וַיַּרְא וְהִנֵּה אַיִל" וְגוֹ'. אִם רוֹצֶה, אָנוּ מַקְרִיבִין לוֹ אַלְפֵי אֵילִים, וּמַה הִקְרִיב לוֹ אַבְרָהָם, בְּנוֹ, אֲנִי מַקְרִיב לוֹ בְּנִי וּבִתִּי, שֶׁנֶּאֱמַר (מיכה שם) "הַאֶתֵּן בְּכוֹרִי פִשְׁעִי" זֶה בְּנוֹ הַבְּכוֹר, "פְּרִי בִטְנִי חַטַּאת נַפְשִׁי", זֶה בִּתּוֹ. רְאֵה כַּמָּה הָיָה בִּלְעָם הָרָשָׁע עָרוּם, הִתְחִיל לוֹמַר (במדבר כג, ד) "אֶת שִׁבְעַת הַמִּזְבָּחוֹת עָרַכְתִּי", לֹא אָמַר "מִזְבָּחוֹת" אֶלָּא "הַמִּזְבָּחוֹת", אָמַר מִשֶּׁנִּבְרָא אָדָם וְעַד עַכְשָׁו שִׁבְעָה מִזְבָּחוֹת בָּנוּ, וַאֲנִי מַקְרִיב שִׁבְעָה כְּנֶגְדָּן, לְמָה הָיָה אוֹתוֹ רָשָׁע דּוֹמֶה לְטַבָּח שֶׁהָיָה מוֹכֵר בָּשָׂר וְהָיְתָה חֲנוּת מְלֵאָה בָּשָׂר, וְרָאָה הַלוּגוּסְטוֹס. מִסְתַּכֵּל בַּבָּשָׂר, אָמַר לוֹ מָרִי כְּבָר שָׁלַחְתִּי אוֹפְסְנוֹן. לְבֵיתְךָ. כָּךְ בִּלְעָם, אָמַר לוֹ הַקָּדוֹשׁ בָּרוּךְ הוּא, רָשָׁע מָה אַתָּה עוֹשֶׂה אָמַר לוֹ "אֶת שִׁבְעַת הַמִזְבָּחוֹת עָרַכְתִּי וָאַעַל פַּר וָאַיִל בַּמִּזְבֵּחַ". אָמַר לוֹ הַקָּדוֹשׁ בָּרוּךְ הוּא, רָשָׁע אִלּוּ הָיִיתִי מְבַקֵּשׁ מִמְּךָ קָרְבָּן הָיִיתִי אוֹמֵר לְמִיכָאֵל וְגַבְרִיאֵל וְהָיוּ מַקְרִיבִין לְפָנַי, שֶׁנֶּאֱמַר "כִּי מִי בַּשַׁחַק יַעֲרֹךְ לַה' יִדְמֶה לַה' בִּבְנֵי אֵלִים". בִּבְנֵי אַבְרָהָם וְיִצְחָק שֶׁהֵן אֵלֵי עוֹלָם, אֵין אֲנִי מְקַבֵּל קָרְבָּנוֹת אֶלָּא מִיִּשְׂרָאֵל, שֶׁנֶּאֱמַר "צַו אֶת אַהֲרֹן וְאֶת בָּנָיו לֵאמֹר" וְגוֹ'.