Idolatry in Jewish Mythology

116 myths · Page 4 of 4

The prohibition against idol worship, the smashing of Abraham's father's idols, and the rabbinic war against avodah zarah.
Parshat Shemot 5 min

Pharaoh Chased Israel to the Sea That Closed on Egypt's Chariots

Pharaoh woke to stone cracking. A frog came up through the marble and named the One who had sent it. The king had called that river his own god.

ExodusPharaohPlaguesPassoverMosesStaffRed SeaEgyptIdolatryMekhilta
Myth 5 min

Moses Claims the Sour Vineyard After the Calf

God called Israel Moses's people after the calf. Moses would not take the gift. He held the mountain and answered like a tenant.

Golden CalfMosesIsraelIdolatryTeshuvah
Myth 6 min

Moses Sang the Sea Song With the Word He Had Used Against God

The brick quota did not drop. Foremen came off Pharaoh's porch still bleeding and cursed Moses for putting a sword in Egypt's hand.

MosesSong of the seaRed seaAzRepentanceIdolatryPassoverWarrior
Myth 5 min

Abraham Ran for Strangers and the King Stayed Bound Among Israel

Heat sat on the tent. Abraham's cut was still new. He ran for water anyway, and the King chose to stay among his children.

AbrahamHospitalityShekhinahIdolatryMeritRunningCovenant
Myth 5 min

Hadrian Cannot Become a God While He Breathes

Hadrian told three philosophers he wished to make himself a god. Their tests, and his wife's question about his own soul, stopped the project.

HadrianIdolatryHolinessEmpireSoulUnityTanchumaPower
Myth 5 min

The Philosopher Who Asked If Idols Anger God

A fire burned a whole province and left the idol house standing. The philosopher thought that settled it. Rabban Gamliel asked him about a dog.

GamlielIdolatryPhilosopherMekhiltaWrathYitro
Myth 5 min

The Idol Melts from Gold to Lead in One Hand

He bowed to gold in the morning and melted the face by night. By week's end the same shelf held lead, and the petitions did not notice.

IdolatryMekhiltaRabbi EliezerGoldMoltenTen CommandmentsJeremiah
Myth 5 min

Drums Hid the Child's Cry in Topheth's Valley

The calf's hands were already hot. A father kissed the metal and gave over his child. Drums started so he would not hear the moan.

MolekhTophethIdolatryJerusalemSacrifice
Myth 5 min

The Fattened Calf Broke the Farmer's Yoke

A farmer raised a calf on the best feed, then watched it snap the wood. Sifrei names fat kings. Treaties in the land become traps dressed as peace.

YeravamYokeProsperityTreatiesIdolatryJudgesDeuteronomyLand
Myth 5 min

Abraham Served Strangers While Gamliel Served Sages

Abraham ran at three strangers he took for idolaters. Centuries later Gamliel poured wine himself, and the sages flinched at the honor.

AbrahamAngelsHospitalityGamlielHumilityShechinahProvidenceMekhiltaWorld To ComeIdolatrySagesFeeding
Myth 5 min

The Pious Man Smashed the Statue That Promised Gold

The statue asked for a lamp. The pious man understood the courtesy at last, and the demon inside the marble began to bargain.

IdolatryDemonsFaithfulnessWealthTemptation
Myth 5 min

Shekhinah Smashes Idols While Lilith Rules Night

A stone of presence smashes the false image and becomes a mountain. Lilith holds the night while the Shekhinah, the Divine Presence, gathers what broke.

ShekhinahLilithExileKabbalahIdolatryLylytZoharTzaddikMockersYesod
Myth 5 min

Jethro Tested Every Idol Then Named One God

The last clay god sat silent. A rider brought news of a split sea. Jethro spoke three words he had never given any shrine.

JethroExodusIdolatryConversionJudges
Myth 5 min

Hezekiah Would Have Broken the Zohar Open

Moses raised a bronze serpent so the bitten would live. Later they burned incense to the metal. A king smashed it with a hammer.

ZoharKabbalahHezekiahIdolatryStudy
Myth 5 min

Sun and Moon Ask Permission Before They Shine

Each dawn the sun and moon enter trembling. God's light blinds them until arrows clear a path, and they rise against their will.

CreationSunMoonHeavenJudgmentIdolatryShekhinah
Myth 5 min

They Refused the Red Cup and the Idol's Table

They set a red cup in front of him and waited. One tilt of the wrist would buy a quieter year. He left with a dry mouth and the meat untouched.

IdolatryLibationsMartyrdomTableFidelity
Myth 6 min

Jobab Hears His Name and Breaks the False God

Drums and smoke rose from a courtyard altar that never cooled. In the dark a voice used the name the market had forgotten, and told him to rise.

JobHa SatanIdolatryKingshipSuffering
Myth 6 min

Moses Drove Israel From the Egyptian Dead

After the sea fell, Israel saw Egyptian corpses on the water and tried to turn back home, until Moses raised his staff and forced the march toward the mountain.

MosesExodusRed SeaEgyptIdolatry
Myth 6 min

Israel Would Not Leave Until the Idols Fell

Moses carried the promise into brick-dust streets. A woman turned a small clay figure in her palm until it warmed. A man kept his eyes on the floor.

MosesExodusEgyptIdolatryMekhilta
Myth 6 min

The King Whose Sin Outran Language and the Son Who Kept It

Ahab ruled two hundred and fifty-two kingdoms and denied God on his own gates, yet clutched the Torah. His son Joram kept only the ruin.

AhabJoramKings Of IsraelIdolatryTorahMoabDivine Justice
Parshat Bo 6 min

The Night Israel Slaughtered the Gods of Egypt

God orders every Israelite household to bind Egypt's holy lamb at the doorpost and slaughter it the night the empire's firstborn die.

PassoverExodusPaschal LambFirstbornIdolatryRedemptionPesachEgyptBloodElders
Parshat Nitzavim 6 min

The Gods Fled the Fire and the Angels Brought Them Back

At the end of days the nations are tried beside their idols, and when the carved gods fly out of the flame, angels go up after them with chains.

IdolatryJudgmentEsauRomeWorld To ComeFireIsrael
Parshat Ki Tisa 6 min

Akiva Told Pappus to Stop Before He Ruined the Verse

Pappus read Adam as an angel and the calf as a star. Akiva would not let either verse climb off the ground where the sin happened.

PappusAkivaGolden CalfAdam EveIdolatryMekhilta
Parshat Noach 6 min

Abraham Told Terah Which God Had Cooked His Dinner

The donkey drank first. Then Abraham pressed silver into Terah's palm. His father blessed him by gods that had cooked the midday stew.

AbrahamTerahIdolatryApocalypse Of AbrahamUrMonotheism
Parshat Matot 6 min

Zur Gave His Own Daughter and Scripture Wrote Him Third

Zur walked Cozbi out of the royal quarter himself. After the spear, the scribes listed his name third among the five slain kings.

MidianMosesPinchasBalaamIdolatryKings
Parshat Haazinu 7 min

The Hairy Ones Israel Fed and the Boy Who Read Them Down

Goat-shaped spirits swarm a boy the first time he opens the words, and behind them stand the altars where his fathers poured out blood.

SeirimDemonsTorah StudyIdolatryNecromancySifrei Devarim