Ha-Satan Came to Isaac's Feast as a Beggar and to Job as a King
Abraham invited every great family in the country to Isaac's banquet and left out the poor. A beggar came to the door anyway and asked for alms.
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A Beggar in the Doorway
Abraham gave a banquet the day his son was born and invited everyone who mattered. The great men of the age came, and their wives came with them, and the tables went out under the awning where travelers usually ate.
The travelers were not there. Neither was anyone else who had nothing. It was the one guest list in that household's history with no poor man on it, and by the time anybody noticed, the wine was already going round.
A beggar came to the door and asked for alms.
Ha-Satan (the Accuser) (הַשָּׂטָן) will not go near a feast where the poor are eating. He turns up at the other kind. He had been watching the road all day, and when he saw who was going in and who was not, he put on the rags and walked up to the house of the most famous host alive and held out his hand and was sent away with nothing in it.
That was the opening. Everything that happened afterward on the mountain, the wood, the rope, the knife, the boy asking where the lamb was, followed from a man who forgot to set one extra place at his son's birthday.
The Queen Who Marched Three Years
The second time, Ha-Satan was given a rich man and no restrictions on his property.
He burned part of Job's cattle where they stood. The rest were driven off by men who had eaten at Job's table, which hurt worse than the burning. Then Lilith, the queen of Sheba, came for the oxen and the donkeys. She lived so far away that it took her and her army three years on the road to reach him, three years of marching toward a man who had never heard her name, and when she arrived she killed the herdsmen and took the animals.
One of them got out. He came in bleeding, with just enough left in him to say what had happened, and he finished the sentence and fell down dead in front of his master.
The sheep the queen had not bothered with were taken by the Chaldeans. Job called for his weapons and meant to ride after them. Then somebody told him that part of what he had lost had gone up in fire that came down out of the sky, and he stopped where he stood.
"If heaven has turned against me," he said, "there is nothing I can do."
The King of Persia at the Gate
None of it worked. Job stayed exactly what he was, and Ha-Satan came back with a bigger instrument.
He took the shape of the king of Persia, brought an army against the city where Job lived, laid siege to it, and took it. Then he gathered the citizens in the square and made a speech.
"This man Job has taken every good thing in the world for himself and left nothing for anyone else," he told them. "He also pulled down the temple of our god. Now I am going to pay him back. Come with me and we will strip his house."
They would not do it. Not out of love for Job. His sons and daughters were grown and well connected, and a family like that remembers who came through the door.
So the king of Persia walked over to the house where all ten of Job's children were sitting at their meal and pulled it down on top of them.
When the dust settled and the bodies were visible in it, the citizens went and sacked Job's house, and nobody in the crowd was afraid of anything anymore.
Break the Pitcher, Do Not Spill the Wine
The man did not curse. Ha-Satan went back up and asked for the body itself.
He was given it, on one condition. The soul was not his to touch.
Consider what that instruction actually is. A servant is handed a full pitcher and told to smash it and not lose a drop of the wine. Ha-Satan walked away from that audience holding a job that could not be done cleanly, and in a real sense he was worse off than the man he was sent to ruin.
He brought a storm down on the house. The noise threw Job off his seat and left him on the floor for three hours. Then he covered him in sores from the soles of his feet to the crown of his head, and the city put Job outside the wall, and he sat down in the ashes with a piece of broken pot in his hand.
The Girdle of Three Bands
The friends came and sat with him and argued with him for a long time, and one of them, Elihu, was not arguing on his own account at all. He was the instrument, and he was the one the pardon would not cover.
When it was over, Job made an offering for the three who had accused him, and God accepted it. Eliphaz stood up and sang, out loud, because his own sin and his companions' had been pardoned, and in the same breath he announced that Elihu was finished.
Then God came to Job one more time and gave him a belt.
It was made of three woven bands, and Job was told to tie it around his waist. He put it on. The pain stopped, all of it, at once. Then the memory of the pain went too, so that he could not have described what the last years had felt like if anyone had asked him.
And then, standing in the ashes in a borrowed belt, Job was shown everything that had ever happened and everything that ever would.
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