Joseph Stood Alone in Egypt and God Ran After Him
A crowd once mobbed a bear hung with jewels. One man in the street watched her teeth instead. Joseph did the same thing, and it cost him his coat.
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Joseph came off the caravan road at an Egyptian door with a trader's hand still on his shoulder. Potiphar, an officer of Pharaoh's, paid what was asked. The door shut behind the boy.
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Eleven brothers ate that night under their father's roof in Canaan. Joseph stood alone in a house in Egypt where the gods were carved stone and nobody inside it had known his name a month earlier.
The Driver Who Left Eleven on the Road
A driver once walked twelve animals down a road, every one of them loaded with jars of wine. One of the twelve turned off through the open door of an idolater's shop. The driver left the other eleven standing in the road and ran.
Men on the road shouted after him. "You leave eleven and chase one?"
"The eleven are standing in the open," he called back. "Nobody will touch them. That one is behind a stranger's door." A single hand tipping one of those jars toward a stone god would forbid every drop in it, and the driver would arrive to find his cargo already ruined.
Rabbi Yudan set that road beside Jacob's sons. The eleven were grown men in their father's house. The twelfth was young and behind a stranger's door. So God went in after him and stayed there.
The Bear Wearing Jewels in the Street
There was a she-bear standing in a street once, out in the open, hung with gems and precious stones. A crowd built around her fast. Word went down the street that whoever jumped on her could keep whatever he stripped off her back.
One man in that crowd did not move.
"You are all looking at what is on her," he said. "I am looking at her teeth."
Rabbi Berekhya gave that man Joseph's face, and gave the bear to the woman who ran Potiphar's household.
The Garment Left in Her Hand
Potiphar had watched everything the boy touched go well, and he handed over the house. The accounts. The stores. The men in the fields. Potiphar kept nothing back for himself except the bread he ate.
Then his wife looked up from across a room and said, "Lie with me."
She said it the next day. She said it the day after that. Joseph kept answering the same way. "My master has held back nothing from me except you. I will not do this thing and sin against God." The jewels were real. Office, standing, a soft place in a hard house. He kept his eyes on the teeth.
One day the house emptied of men. She got a fist into his robe and pulled. He came out of the robe, left it hanging in her hand, and went out through the door into the yard.
She screamed. She held the cloth up to the servants who came running and told them what the Hebrew had tried. She kept it beside her until her husband came home and told him the same thing, with the garment in her lap for proof.
The Leap Nobody Watched
Potiphar put him in the round house where the king's prisoners were kept. No trial is recorded. A slave's word against the mistress of the house was not a case.
Inside, the keeper of the prison stopped counting what Joseph handled, the way Potiphar had stopped counting, because whatever passed through those hands came out right. The stray was still in the shop. The driver had not left.
Rabbi Berekhya heard a jump in the word Scripture uses for what Joseph was. It is the word for men fording the Jordan ahead of their king, wading in and coming up the far bank wet and still walking. "All the strength of that bear is in her jump," Berekhya said, "and you jump higher."
Rabbi Meir Took an Ancestor Away
Centuries later a Samaritan told Rabbi Meir that his people came down from Joseph, through Ephraim and Manasseh, and said it the way a man says the name of a family that owns land.
Meir took it apart in a sentence. "You are not from Joseph. You come from Issachar," he said, and named the son of Issachar whose name sounded like the mountain the Samaritans were named for.
Word of the exchange reached the Epitropos, the overseer who spoke for the Samaritans. He did not argue the genealogy. He answered with one line, and the line has outlasted the argument.
"He removed us from Joseph, and he did not bring us to Issachar."
A boy had once swept an Egyptian floor with nobody in the world standing behind him. Long after, a whole people wanted his blood in their veins badly enough to claim it in public, and a rabbi could take it away from them in half a breath and leave them holding nothing at all.
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