The Flood Generation Asked God to Leave Them Alone
A mist came up and watered the whole earth by itself, so they asked heaven for one drop of rain and nothing else. Noah later said he was no better.
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All They Wanted Was One Drop
Nothing in that generation was going wrong. The bulls covered the herd and never failed. The cows carried to term and never dropped a calf early. There was a timbrel in the house and a harp next to it, and people spent their days in wealth and went down to the grave in a moment without ever living through a bad year.
That was the problem, and they said it out loud.
"Depart from us." Leave us alone. Not a curse, a dismissal, the way a man tells a hired hand he is not needed after all. One drop of rain is all we want out of You, they said, and we will manage the rest. A mist comes up off the ground and waters the whole face of the earth by itself. Why keep heaven on the payroll for that?
God answered them with the one thing they had left Him.
"You boast to Me about the good I gave you? With it I am going to collect."
The rain was on the earth forty days and forty nights.
The Eyes Roved and the Fountains Answered
Rabbi Yossi ben Dermaskit measured it tighter than that. Their eyes ran up and down, he said, taking whatever they landed on, helping themselves with a look before they ever put a hand out. Eyes, eineihem. So the fountains were opened on them, maynot, above and below, and the sound of the sentence came back matched to the sound of the sin.
On that day all the springs of the great deep were broken open and the windows of heaven were opened.
Looking with no limit met water with no limit. They had asked for a drop and the whole reservoir arrived at once.
The Snare Was in the Mouth
Rabbi Yudan, in the name of Rabbi Aivu, found the mechanism sitting in Proverbs. In the transgression of the lips there is an evil snare, and the righteous one comes out of trouble.
The talking did it. Not only what they had done. What they said while they were doing it. A snare is the one trap a man walks into on his own legs, and every sentence they aimed at heaven drew the loop in another notch.
And the righteous one comes out of trouble. That is Noah, and the proof is the three words spoken to him at the far end of it. Go out of the ark.
Noah Counted Himself With Them
A psalm asks God to destroy those who speak falsehood, and says the Lord abhors a man of bloodshed and deceit. Turn it toward the generation of the Flood and it fits without alteration. Them and their false speech. Rabbi Pinhas said: them and their conduct. The murderer who got up at daybreak to kill the poor and the needy and turned thief after dark. An earth filled to its edges with violence because of them.
Then the psalm turns and the speaker says two words about himself. And I.
And I, in Your great mercy, come into Your house. Just as they did, so did I. What is the difference between me and them?
The one saying that is Noah. He watched a world go under for what it said and what it did, and then he set himself down in the same sentence with it, because he had lived his whole life inside that world and had never once stood up and said stop.
He answered his own question and the answer was not his record. What is the difference between me and them? You dealt kindly with me. You said: come, you and your whole household, into the ark.
Come Into the House
Come, you and your entire household, into the ark, for I have seen you righteous before Me in this generation.
Into the ark, which the psalm calls Your house. Not the house Noah cut out of gopher wood and sealed with pitch while the neighbors came out to watch him work. God's house, and the door was opened because God opened it.
Outside, the men who had wanted one drop stood in water that would not stop arriving, and their own sentences closed around their ankles.
Inside, a flawed man walked up a plank with his sons and his wife and their wives and every animal that had come when it was called, into a house that was not his, and the door shut behind him.
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