Adam Sired Spirits While Eve Stayed Apart
Rabbi Hanina paid a fortune for a silver dish and found a live frog inside. It ate everything he owned, then told him whose son it was.
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The Grave He Would Not Fill Twice
Adam buried Abel and then did the arithmetic that wrecked the next hundred and thirty years of his life. Why father more children, he asked, only to hand them over to death? He left Eve's bed and did not come back to it.
He sat down in a fast that ran a hundred and thirty years. He bound withes of fig against his skin until the bark scraped him raw. Rabbi Meir defended him as a great penitent, a man who watched death enter the world through his own mouth and tried to starve the future out of his body.
Lamech's wives heard what he had decided and turned on him. "Physician, heal your own lameness," they said. He gave them no answer. He had already chosen the empty bed.
What Came Through the Shut Door
Shutting the door did not empty the nights. Female spirits came to him in his sleep, and out of those visits rose shedim and ruchin and lilin, a brood of shades with peculiar gifts and no place on any family list. Rabbi Elazar ben Azariah counted the years off the verse. Only at a hundred and thirty did Adam beget a son "in his likeness, after his image" (Genesis 5:3), which means that whatever he begot before then wore some other face.
Rabbi Simon told it from Eve's side as well. All the years she stayed apart, male spirits came for her, and she bore their children too. The first household in the world ran two lines at once, one the book of generations would count and one it refused to.
Later households inherited the brood and argued about which kind was worse to live beside. House spirits grow up with you, one side said, so they are the easier neighbors. Worse, answered the other, because a spirit raised under your roof knows every filthy thought you ever had. Field spirits never learned your habits, which makes them dangerous. Which makes them safer, came the reply. Nobody in that argument doubted the spirits were in the room.
The Dish the Old Man Sold on Passover Eve
Generations later a rich man in the Land of Israel lay dying and called his son, Rabbi Hanina, to the bed. Study Torah day and night, he said. Keep the commandments. Be a friend to the poor. Then he gave him the rest of it. Your mother and I will die on the same day. The seven days of mourning will end on the eve of Passover. That morning, go into the market and buy the first thing offered to you, whatever the man asks for it.
Everything came as he said. On the eve of Passover, with the mourning barely folded away, an old man in the market held out a silver dish and named a price that could have bought a field. Hanina counted it out and carried the dish home.
At the seder table he lifted the lid. Inside sat a second dish. Inside that one, a live frog.
The Frog That Ate a Fortune
He fed it. It grew. He fed it again and it grew again, until the thing needed a chamber of its own and the chamber needed a door wide enough for it. Its appetite went through the storerooms, then the silver, then the land. Hanina kept feeding it after there was nothing left to feed it with.
Then the frog spoke. "My dear Rabbi Hanina, do not worry. You raised me and cared for me, so ask of me whatever your heart desires."
He asked to learn the whole Torah. The frog wrote words on scraps of paper and made him swallow them, and by that method taught him all of it, and seventy languages after that, and then the speech of beasts and birds.
It was not finished. It led Hanina and his wife into the woods and cried out once, and every beast and bird came in. At its order they brought up precious stones and herbs out of the ground, and the frog taught the wife which herb closed which wound. The two of them walked home wealthy and were received at the king's court.
The Son Nobody Counted
Only then did the frog say what it was. "I am the son of Adam, begotten during the hundred and thirty years of his separation from Eve. God has given me the power to take any form I please."
Back at the start of the world the fast had ended. At a hundred and thirty Adam returned to Eve, and Seth was born in his likeness and after his image, born already circumcised, and every righteous generation traced its descent from him. That is the line the scroll counts.
The others were never counted. They kept their father's power and lost his face, and one of them sat for years in a rich man's house in the Land of Israel eating him down to the walls, waiting to be asked for something worth giving.
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