The Kings Ran to Balaam and Jethro Walked to Sinai
The kings of the earth asked Balaam whether another flood was coming. He told them no, and every one of them went home relieved.
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Every King in the World Ran to Balaam
On the day the Torah was given, the kings of the earth shook in their own palaces and could not say why.
They came together and went to Balaam, because he was the man you asked about the intentions of heaven, and they put it to him in a rush. It looks like God is about to destroy His world with water. He is doing to us what He did to the generation of the flood.
"Fools," Balaam said. "He has already sworn He will not bring a flood on the world. This is like the waters of Noah to Me, He said, that I have sworn the waters of Noah shall not pass over the earth again."
They accepted that and moved to the next fear. Fine. Not a flood of water. A flood of fire.
"Not water and not fire. He is giving Torah to His people and paying a reward to those who fear Him."
The moment they had that sentence, every one of them turned around and went back to his own place.
One Man Did Not Go Home
Jethro was a prince of Midian and the priest of it, and he heard the same news the kings did.
What exactly reached him is argued three ways. Rabbi Yehoshua said it was the war with Amalek, since Joshua's victory sits right next to Jethro's name in the scroll. Rabbi Eliezer said it was the splitting of the sea, which was heard from one end of the world to the other. Rabbi Elazar of Modi'in said it was the giving of the Torah, the day the kings went to Balaam.
He was not the only outsider who heard. Rahab heard that the Lord had dried the water of the sea and she said so to Joshua's spies with her own mouth. She had been ten years old when Israel came out of Egypt, and she spent the forty wilderness years as a harlot in Jericho, and at fifty she came in. She asked to be forgiven through the three things she had sinned with: the rope, the window, and the flax she hid two men under. The Queen of Sheba heard about Solomon and came the length of a desert to say, blessed be the Lord your God, who chose you.
The nations of the world watched all of it happen. They stood there and saw strangers walk in under the wings of the Shekhinah (שכינה), God's presence, and they did not move a foot. To see the gate open and stay outside it is the emptiest thing a person can do.
Jethro heard, and got up, and came.
He Had Already Judged Every Idol There Was
He was not an easy man to impress with a god. He had gone through every form of worship on offer and thrown out each one, and one of his seven names records exactly that.
Seven names, and each one is a piece of a life. Yeter, because a passage was added to the Torah on his account, the appointing of the elders, when he told Moses to look out capable men from among the people. Yitro, after he did fine deeds. Hovav, because he was beloved to God. Ben, because he was like a son. Reuel, because he was a friend, and Aaron and all the elders of Israel came to eat bread with the father-in-law of Moses before God. Putiel, because he had judged every idolatry in the world and rejected it. Keni, because he acquired the world to come.
The extra letter in Yitro was not decoration. That is the accounting used on names. Abram did fine deeds and became Abraham. Sarai became Sarah. Hoshea became Joshua. It runs the other way too. Ephron haggled over a burial plot with Abraham, said four hundred shekels of silver, what is that between me and you, and lost a letter for it and was written Ephran ever after. Jehonadab attached himself to Jehu and came out of it Jonadab.
The men in the camp did not know who he was when he arrived. They asked him his business.
"I am the father-in-law of Moses."
Once it had been Moses who did the honoring, going back to his father-in-law's house and sitting down at his table. Now the priest of Midian stood at the edge of a camp in the desert and introduced himself by another man's name.
Moses Needed His Permission First
Years before that, at the burning bush, God had sent Moses back to Egypt and had added a practical instruction about the household he was leaving.
Moses had sworn an oath to Jethro. If Jethro raises the oath, God told him, say that the Master of the oath has released you from your vow. Moses did not go to Pharaoh until his father-in-law had annulled it. First he went to collect his wife and his sons.
Jethro stopped him in the doorway. "Where are you taking them?"
"To Egypt."
"The people who are in Egypt are trying to get out, and you are walking them in."
"Tomorrow they leave," Moses said, "and they stand at Mount Sinai and hear from the mouth of the Holy One, I am the Lord your God. Are my sons not going to hear it with everyone else?"
Jethro let go of the door. "Go in peace. Go in peace, arrive in peace, come back in peace."
Five Hundred Cubits of Jericho
Moses had promised him that whatever good the Lord did for Israel, that good would be done for him, and Israel paid it.
When the land was portioned out, the best ground in Jericho was set aside and not given to any tribe, five hundred cubits by five hundred, held in reserve for whoever would build the Temple. Until then it was handed to the sons of Jethro, and they lived off it. Count the years from the exodus to the building of the house and take out the forty in the desert, and the sons of a Midianite priest ate from the best soil in Jericho for four hundred and forty years.
Then God's presence came to rest in the portion of Benjamin, and the sons of Benjamin came to Jericho to take what was theirs.
The sons of Jethro got off the land and gave it to them.
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