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Outsiders Turned the Jewish Year Into Crimes

She came up from the river with her hair still wet. On the bank a clerk wrote that the women had dirtied the water on purpose.

Curated by Arthur · Told by Maggid ·
Table of Contents
  1. The Cut He Called Cruelty
  2. The Horn He Named a War Signal
  3. They Covered the Roofs with Leaves
  4. Apples Fell from the Synagogue Roof

She walked into the river after seven days. The clerk on the bank did not wait for her head to come up. He wrote that the women pollute the waters with their ritual baths.

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The bath was a mikveh (מקוה), living water after niddah. She came out shaking, hair stuck to her neck, and went home clean by the law she kept. His tablet already had her down as a stain on the town's water.

The Cut He Called Cruelty

On the eighth day her neighbor carried a son into the courtyard. The knife was small. The boy cried once. The father said the cut would mark them apart from the nations, a brit milah in the flesh. The clerk wrote "mercilessly." He wrote that they do it so they can be told from everyone else. What the father called covenant the tablet called cruelty.

When Nisan turned, the same street kindled brushwood and burned the leaven. Children ran with crumbs to the fire. They said, "This is the day our fathers were redeemed from Egypt." They named the week Pesah. In the synagogue they read, then translated from the Prophets, and a voice added, "As the leaven has been removed out of our houses, so may this wicked dominion be removed from over us."

The clerk smiled without warmth. A spring festival had just become a wish against the throne. He had already decided that Jewish bodies were a civic problem. From that slant every later feast would look like a plot.

The Horn He Named a War Signal

On the first of Tishri the ram's horn rose. The shofar (שופר) is not a parade instrument. Its blasts are meant to wake a sleeping will, to call the year to judgment, to beg that the Holy One remember mercy. They went to the synagogue, read, translated, and said, "On this Day of Memorial may we be remembered unto good, and our enemies unto evil."

Through the clerk's ear the same sound became a military drill. Trumpets for war. A curse on the king. He wrote that they execrate the government while they blow.

On the ninth they slaughtered cattle, geese, and poultry. Wives, sons, daughters sat to a heavy table because the tenth would be empty. He wrote gluttony. He did not hear the fear under the meal.

The tenth they called the Great Fast. All of them fasted, even the little ones, and he wrote that they torture their children without mercy. They said their sins were pardoned that day and piled onto the sins of their enemies. They prayed that the empire be wiped off the earth like those sins. He heard only that a people who stop for a day might be plotting something larger than lunch.

They Covered the Roofs with Leaves

On the fifteenth the roofs changed. Foliage covered houses. They went to the parks, cut palm, plucked the etrog, and broke hedges for willow, the hoshanot. They said, "As does the king in the triumphal procession, so do we." Then they made circuits in the synagogue, jumping and skipping, and the clerk wrote that no one could tell whether they cursed or blessed.

That is Sukkot. They sat under a roof that leaked starlight and remembered desert fragility and the shelter of God more than timber. While it lasted they did none of the king's service, because work was forbidden those days. He wrote laziness. He did not taste the wind through the schach.

When the seventh year came, the land rested. Fields lay unsown. They would not sell the neighbors grain from a field that was supposed to lie fallow. At fifty years the jubilee loosened debts. The clerk wrote the cruellest line of all. "In this way they waste the whole year with tomfoolery and fiddle-faddle, only in order to avoid doing the king's service." He added that those who lived among them die of hunger. Rest became treason. A commandment about soil was rewritten as a dodge aimed at the throne.

He closed the year with the weekly stop. Every seventh day, he wrote, they say the Lord of the world rested. Even that looked to him like another way not to show up for the king.

Apples Fell from the Synagogue Roof

In Sivan they kept two days. They recited the Shema, prayed, read Torah, and translated from the Prophets. This they called Azarta, the closing festival, the season others know as Shavuot, because on these days the Torah was given at Sinai.

Then they climbed to the synagogue roofs and threw down apples. Crowds below scrambled. A cry rose with the fruit. "As these apples are gathered up, so may we be gathered together from our dispersion among the heathen."

Hope for ingathering, made visible in falling fruit. The clerk added that they cursed the king and execrated the government. Whether that charge was true, half-true, or invented, he had already trained his hand. The same pen that turned the mikveh into pollution turned apples into uprising.

The woman from the river still kept the year. The father still brought sons on the eighth day. The horn still cracked the air in Tishri. The booth still leaked. The field still rested when the count demanded it. The apples still fell toward a gathering that has not finished. The outsider's tablet listed their rites as crimes. His tablet grew yellow. Their circle did not.


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Legends of the Jews 12:126Legends of the Jews

Retold in our words. Read the original at the link below.The Legends of the Jews by Louis Ginzberg (1909) · Public Domain

Sometimes, the observations are...well, let's just say they offer a unique perspective.

Someone, unfamiliar with Jewish practice, trying to describe what they see. It might sound a little like this..

"The women pollute the waters with their ritual baths, which they take after the seven days of their defilement." Whoa. Hold on a second. "Pollute"? Defilement? This is, of course, a skewed view of mikveh (ritual bath) immersion after niddah (the period of menstruation). It's a time of spiritual cleansing and renewal, but to an outsider, it could certainly seem...strange.

What about the brit milah, the ritual circumcision on the eighth day after the birth of a son? The observer continues, "On the eighth day after the birth of sons, they circumcise them mercilessly, saying, 'This shall distinguish us from all other nations.'" Mercilessly? Ouch. While the act itself is a physical reality, the intention behind it is a profound act of covenant, a symbol of the bond between God and the Jewish people. The phrase "This shall distinguish us from all other nations" echoes the idea of chosenness, a concept often misunderstood and, at times, misconstrued.

Then there's Rosh Chodesh, the celebration of the new month. "At the end of thirty days, and sometimes twenty-nine, they celebrate the beginning of the month." A simple observation, yes, but it misses the deeper meaning of marking time according to the lunar cycle, a connection to nature and renewal.

And Pesach (Passover), Passover? "In the month of Nisan they observe eight days of Passover, beginning the celebration by kindling a fire of brushwood to burn up the leaven. They put all the leaven in their homes out of sight before they use the unleavened bread, saying, 'This is the day whereon our fathers were redeemed from Egypt.' Such is the festival they call Pesah." The burning of the chametz (leaven) is described, and the core message of freedom is acknowledged, but the observer seems detached from the emotional and spiritual weight of the holiday.

Finally, the description ends with a glimpse into the synagogue: "They go to their synagogues, read out of their books, and translate from the writings of the Prophets, saying: 'As the leaven has been removed out of our houses, so may this wicked dominion be removed from over us.'" The act of reading scripture and praying for deliverance is noted, but the longing for redemption, the deep-seated hope for a better world, seems to escape the observer's grasp.

What does this outsider's perspective tell us? It emphasizes the importance of understanding the why behind the what. It challenges us to articulate the meaning of our traditions in a way that resonates with others, even those who may not share our beliefs.

It's a potent reminder that what seems like mere "pollution" or "mercilessness" to one person can be an act of profound spiritual significance to another. And perhaps, by bridging that gap of understanding, we can build a world of greater empathy and respect.

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Legends of the Jews 12:129Legends of the Jews

Retold in our words. Read the original at the link below.The Legends of the Jews by Louis Ginzberg (1909) · Public Domain

Yikes.

The "trumpets," of course, are the shofar, the ram's horn, whose blasts are meant to awaken our souls, to call us to repentance and introspection. And the prayer, "On this Day of Memorial..." is a plea for divine remembrance, a universal hope for a good year. But through a distorted lens, these sacred acts are seen as something far more sinister.

The account continues, describing the period leading up to Yom Kippur (the Day of Atonement). It mentions a feast, a pre-fast meal if you will, before the solemn day: "On the ninth day of the same month they slaughter cattle, geese, and poultry, they eat and drink and indulge in dainties, they and their wives, their sons and their daughters." While that description of a festive meal isn't entirely inaccurate, what follows is deeply troubling.

"But the tenth day of the same month they call the Great Fast, and all of them fast, they together with their wives, their sons, and their daughters, yea, they even torture their little children without mercy, forcing them to abstain from food."

This paints a picture of cruelty, of a community inflicting suffering on its own members, especially the most vulnerable. It goes on to say: "They say: 'On this day our sins are pardoned, and are added to the sum of the sins committed by our enemies.' They go to their synagogues, read from their books, translate from the writings of their Prophets, curse our king, and execrate our government, saying: 'May this empire be wiped off from the face of the earth like unto our sins.' They supplicate and pray that the king may die, and his rule be made to cease."

Again, we see the prayers for forgiveness twisted into something vengeful and destructive. The desire for personal atonement becomes a desire for the downfall of others.

Now, is this an accurate portrayal of Jewish observance? Absolutely not. It’s a deeply biased and prejudiced view. But it serves as a stark reminder of how easily traditions can be misunderstood, and how quickly misunderstanding can turn into animosity.

It also forces us to ask ourselves: how do we portray those who are different from us? Do we take the time to understand their customs and beliefs, or do we rely on stereotypes and assumptions? Do we seek to build bridges, or do we reinforce walls?

The High Holy Days are a time for reflection, not just on our own actions, but on our attitudes towards others. Perhaps, in addition to asking for forgiveness for our own sins, we should also ask for the wisdom and compassion to see the world through the eyes of those who are different from us. And perhaps then, we can truly create a world where everyone is remembered unto good.

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Legends of the Jews 12:130Legends of the Jews

Retold in our words. Read the original at the link below.The Legends of the Jews by Louis Ginzberg (1909) · Public Domain

That's Sukkot (the Festival of Tabernacles).

You might know it as the Feast of Tabernacles or the Festival of Booths. It's a time of harvest celebration and remembrance of the Israelites' journey through the desert. But there's more to it than just that. There's a palpable sense of… well, let's just say not everyone understands it.

Picture this scene, described with a touch of suspicion (and perhaps a hint of envy): "On the fifteenth of the same month they celebrate the Feast of Tabernacles." It begins innocently enough. But listen to how it unfolds.

"They cover the roofs of their houses with foliage." for a second. Entire roofs, draped in greenery, transforming homes into temporary, leafy dwellings. These aren't just decorations,; these are sukkot (singular: sukkah), the temporary shelters we dwell in during the festival, reminding us of the impermanence of life and God's protection in the wilderness.

Then, things get even more… festive. "They resort to our parks, where they cut down palm branches for their festal wreaths, pluck the fruit of the Etrog, and cause havoc among the willows of the brook, by breaking down the hedges in their quest after Hosha'not."

Okay, maybe "havoc" is a bit strong. But you get the picture! People are out gathering the lulav (palm branch) and etrog (citron), two of the Four Species used in the Sukkot rituals. And those Hosha'not? Those are willow branches, also part of the Four Species, that are waved during prayer. The term hosha'na literally means "save us!" and is a prayer for deliverance.

And then comes the truly bewildering part. "Saying: 'As does the king in the triumphal procession, so do we.' Then they repair to their synagogues to pray, and read out of their books, and make circuits with their Hosha'not, all the while jumping and skipping like goats, so that there is no telling whether they curse us or bless us."

Can you see it? The joyous processions, the waving of the branches, the sheer exuberance of the prayers. It's a moment of connection, of community, of profound spiritual significance. The Zohar tells us that the Four Species represent different parts of the human body and different types of Jews, all united in prayer.

And the jumping? The skipping? It's not just random revelry. It's an expression of pure, unadulterated joy in God's presence. As we find in Midrash Rabbah, joy is a crucial element in serving God. It is a way of breaking free from the mundane and connecting with the divine.

The description concludes with a touch of exasperation: "This is Sukkot, as they call it, and while it lasts, they do none of the king's service, for, they maintain, all work is forbidden them on these days."

It's a reminder that Sukkot is not just a holiday; it's a complete immersion in a different way of life. A temporary suspension of the everyday, a chance to reconnect with our roots, and a celebration of God's bounty. A time where we build temporary structures to remind us of the permanent presence of the divine.

So, the next time you hear about Sukkot, remember the image of the people jumping and skipping like goats, waving their branches, and filling the air with joyous prayers. It may seem strange from the outside, but within that exuberance lies a deep and powerful connection to tradition, community, and the divine.

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Legends of the Jews 12:131Legends of the Jews

Retold in our words. Read the original at the link below.The Legends of the Jews by Louis Ginzberg (1909) · Public Domain

It's not always pretty, but it's definitely revealing.

Someone observing a community with customs they just… don't get. That's kind of what The text we're examining paints a picture of outsiders looking in, and frankly, judging.

"In this way they waste the whole year with tomfoolery and fiddle-faddle, only in order to avoid doing the king's service." Can you feel the sting of that accusation? This observer clearly believes the Jewish people are shirking their responsibilities, engaging in frivolous activities to dodge their civic duty.

Then comes the real kicker, the critique of Jewish agricultural practices. "At the expiration of every period of fifty years they have a jubilee year, and every seventh year is a year of release..." This refers to the Yovel (Jubilee year) and Shmita (Sabbatical year), sacred periods outlined in the Torah. During Shmita, the land lies fallow; it's not sown or reaped. "For they neither sow nor reap therein, and sell us neither fruits nor other products of the field, so that those of us who live among them die of hunger."

Wow. The observer sees these divinely mandated fallow years, intended for rest and renewal, as selfish acts that cause starvation. Talk about a misunderstanding of intention! It highlights the deep chasm between understanding the spiritual significance of these practices and viewing them solely through a lens of immediate economic impact.

And the criticisms don't stop there. The text continues, "At the end of every period of twelve months, they observe the New Year, at the end of every thirty days the New Moon, and every seventh day is the Sabbath, the day on which, as they say, the Lord of the world rested."

The observer notes the observance of Rosh Hashanah (New Year), Rosh Chodesh (New Moon), and of course, Shabbat (the Sabbath). But it’s delivered with a tone of… suspicion? Disapproval? It’s as if the very act of resting on the Sabbath, commemorating God's rest after creation, is somehow seen as strange, even subversive.

What's fascinating is that these observations, while critical, offer a glimpse into how Jewish time, marked by sacred cycles and divine rhythms, was perceived by those outside the community. They didn't understand the deeper meaning, the spiritual nourishment that these practices provided. They only saw the surface, and they judged it harshly.

It's a reminder that understanding another culture, another faith, requires empathy and a willingness to look beyond the surface. It requires seeing the intention behind the action, the spirit behind the law. Without that, we're left with… well, with observations like these. Harsh, judgmental, and ultimately, missing the point.

So, what do we take away from this glimpse into the past? Perhaps a renewed commitment to understanding, to empathy, and to bridging the gaps between cultures. Because, ultimately, we're all just trying to make sense of this world, each in our own way.

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Legends of the Jews 12:127Legends of the Jews

Retold in our words. Read the original at the link below.The Legends of the Jews by Louis Ginzberg (1909) · Public Domain

Legends of the Jews turns to The Forgotten Custom Observed in the Month of Shavuot.

Apparently, these communities would gather in their synagogues, reciting the Shema (the central Jewish prayer proclaiming God's oneness), offering prayers, reading from the Torah, and translating passages from the books of the Prophets. Sounds pretty standard. The account goes on to say they would also "curse our king, and execrate our government." Oof.

The grand finale? They would ascend to the roofs of their synagogues and toss apples down to the people below, who would scramble to gather them up. The accompanying words? "As these apples are gathered up, so may we be gathered together from our dispersion among the heathen." Think of it: a visual, tangible representation of the hope for eventual redemption and return to the land of Israel.

Ginzberg, drawing on various sources, attributes this observance to the belief that the Torah was revealed to their ancestors on these days on Mount Sinai. It's a fascinating way to connect the giving of the Torah with the longing for reunification.

Now, it’s important to note that this description comes from external sources, and its accuracy and representativeness have been debated. Was this a widespread practice, or a localized custom? Was the cursing of the king a literal act of defiance, or a symbolic expression of frustration? We don't know for sure. What we do know is that history is often written by the victors, and sometimes, the stories that survive are filtered through a particular lens.

This little anecdote from Legends of the Jews offers a glimpse into the diverse and sometimes surprising ways that our ancestors expressed their faith, their hopes, and yes, even their frustrations.

But who knows, maybe a symbolic apple toss wouldn't be such a bad idea after all. Just maybe skip the part about cursing the government, okay?

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