Eve Opened the Gate of Paradise and Let the Serpent Inside
He would not hand her the fruit until she swore by the throne of God that her husband would eat it too. Then he climbed the tree and poisoned what grew there.
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She Would Not Touch It
The serpent kept at her through the bars of the garden gate, and the thing he had to sell was a motive.
God knows what happens the day the two of you eat from that tree, he told Eve. You become what He is. That is the whole reason for the prohibition. It was never about your safety. He is protecting his position.
She heard all of it and would not go near the tree.
He pushed. He flattered. He explained the jealousy of heaven to her in detail, at length, from several angles, and she stood on her own side of the gate and would not put a hand on the trunk.
So he changed the offer. If she would not pick it, he would pick it for her.
She Opened the Gate Herself
She lifted the latch and let him in.
Nobody breached the wall of Eden. Nothing came over it or under it. The serpent walked in through an open gate because the woman inside drew the bolt for him.
He was barely through it when he stopped and changed his mind.
Actually, he said, forget what I told you. I have thought better of it. I would rather not give you anything off that tree at all.
It was a trick and it worked the way a hook works. Now she wanted it. Now she was the one asking, and he could set the price, and the price was an oath. He would not touch the fruit until she swore by the throne of God, and by the cherubim, and by the tree of life standing a few steps away from them, that she would put the fruit into her husband's hand and make him eat.
She swore it.
Then the serpent went up the tree and injected his poison into the fruit, the poison of the evil inclination, the yetzer hara (יצר הרע), and he bent the loaded branch down until it touched the ground in front of her.
She closed her hand around it. That was all it took. Before she had lifted it off the branch she knew that the righteousness she had been wearing like a garment was gone off her body, and she stood there holding the branch and crying, partly for what had been stripped off her and partly because of the oath, which was still binding, and which had her husband's name in it.
The Question That Was a Door
In the cool of the day God came walking and asked Adam where he was.
Adam answered from behind the trees, and then came the question that was not a request for information. Have you eaten from the tree I told you not to eat from.
The woman You gave me, Adam said. She gave it to me. I ate.
And you. What have you done.
The serpent deceived me, Eve said. I ate.
Both of them handed it on. Neither of them said the one thing that was being waited for, and it was being waited for. Had either one confessed and asked to be pardoned, the pardon was there to be given. God did not hand down a single sentence until the two of them had stood in front of Him and proved they would not bend.
Then the sentences came. Sorrow multiplied, and children brought into the world through pain, and a woman turning toward the husband who would rule her. Ground cursed for the man's sake, so that everything he ate afterward had to be dragged out of soil that fought him for it.
Nobody Pleads for an Inciter
God did not ask the serpent anything.
No question, no hearing, not even the chance to deflect that the other two had been given and wasted. The rabbis noticed the silence and read it as procedure rather than temper. There is a rule in the courts that when a man is on trial for inciting others, nobody argues on his behalf, and the first defendant it was applied to was the serpent in Eden.
He had an argument ready and it was not a bad one. You gave them an instruction, he would have said, and I gave them the opposite one. Why did they listen to me instead of to You? Ask them that.
The answer that kills it is one line long. When the master says one thing and the student says another, the master is the one who gets obeyed. Nobody needed to hear the serpent say it out loud for the reply to be sitting there.
He was still tried properly. Counting the divine Name from the opening word of the Torah down to the verse where God turns to him gives seventy-one, and seventy-one is the number of a full court, so the sages concluded that the serpent had the entire high court of heaven sitting on his case, the way a capital charge is heard.
The order of the sentencing carries its own rule. Honor starts with the greatest and disgrace starts with the least, so the serpent was cursed first, then the woman, then the man. And of everything God ever addressed, only three were spoken to directly, face turned toward face. Adam. The serpent. And the fish that swallowed Jonah.
Ten Things Taken Off the Serpent
His mouth was shut and his speech taken out of it, so that the most persuasive creature in the garden lost the only thing he was good at.
His hands and his feet were hacked off him.
The earth was assigned to him as food. Enmity was set between him and every human being. Pain was put into the shedding of his skin. His females were given a pregnancy seven years long. Men were made to want to kill him the instant they catch sight of him. Even in the world to come, when the blessing goes out to everything alive, the sentence on him still stands, and he will be cleared out of the Holy Land altogether on the day Israel walks the way it was told to walk.
And one more, which is the cruelest of them and the least discussed. He can still eat whatever he likes. He can take the best fruit in the world into his mouth, or the sweetest thing anyone has ever drunk. It turns to dust between his teeth.
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