Joseph Was Carried From Pit to Prison to Throne
Potiphar's wife listed the punishments she would use on Joseph. Prison was one. He answered that God lets prisoners out, and then went to prison.
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Joseph walked out of Shechem looking for his brothers and lost the road in open country. A man came toward him and asked what he was after.
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"My brothers," Joseph said.
"Your brothers have put down love and mercy. They heard the Hivites were arming and moved on to Dothan." Then the man added something no passing traveller could have known. "While I was standing behind the curtain of the throne I heard that the bondage in Egypt begins today, and that you go first."
Gabriel walked him to Dothan and left him there.
They Stripped Him and Dropped Him Down a Dry Well
The brothers saw the coat coming across the field. Simon talked to Levi about the dreamer and what a family does with a dreamer. Joseph went down on his face and begged them to think of Jacob before they spilled blood that had cost them nothing. Zebulun started crying. Reuben, who would be held answerable as the eldest, offered a compromise: not blood, a pit.
They took off the coat of many colours, then the outer garment, then the breeches, then the shirt, and dropped him naked into a well their fathers had dug and never struck water in. Snakes and scorpions lived down there. Simon told the others to throw stones in after him. God shut the creatures into the cracks of the rock.
From the bottom Joseph shouted up. Was Jacob not their father as well as his. Were they not the sons of men who fed the hungry and clothed the naked. How was any one of them going to lift his face in front of the old man.
They moved off a bowshot so the noise would not carry and sat down to eat. Zebulun swallowed nothing for two days. Judah left the meal as well and took a turn watching the well, because he thought Simon and Gad might climb down and finish it. Joseph was in the hole three days before the traders came.
Zuleika Listed the Punishments He Would Get
In Egypt the stars had told Zuleika, the wife of Potiphar, that descendants would come to her through Joseph. The reading was accurate and she had it the wrong way round. Her daughter Asenath would marry him. She wanted the man.
She began with flattery. Beautiful hair, she said, and here was a golden comb for it. Joseph told her to go and see to her household. Then she stopped asking and started listing.
"I will tell your master things about you."
"The Lord gives judgment to the oppressed."
"I will cut off your food."
"The Lord feeds the hungry."
"I will have you thrown in prison."
"The Lord lets prisoners out."
"I will put out your eyes."
"The Lord opens the eyes of the blind."
She took him into her room, where an idol hung above the bed, and she threw a cloth over its face so that it would not see. Joseph told her she could cover an idol's eyes and the eyes of the Lord would still be going over the whole earth. He got out of the room. She kept hold of his garment, and the second piece of clothing in his life went into a court as evidence against him, and he went to prison exactly as she had promised.
An Angel Untied the Butler's Knots
Two of Pharaoh's officers came into that prison and dreamed on the same night. Joseph read both dreams and both came true, and the chief butler went back to the wine service promising to speak for the Hebrew who had read them.
He tried. Every day he set himself a trigger: when such and such happens, that is when I mention him to Pharaoh. Every day an angel arranged for the thing not to happen. He tied knots in his clothing to jog himself. The angel untied them.
"You forget him," God said. "I will not forget him. Who was expecting Abraham and Sarah to have a son at their age. Who was expecting Jacob, who crossed the Jordan with a stick in his hand, to come back rich. Who is expecting a man who has been through all of this to become a king."
Two years of untied knots. Then Pharaoh dreamed about cattle, and the butler's memory came back in the throne room, in front of the king, where it earned him no credit and put Joseph in nobody's debt.
He Called His Own Name Into the Room
Ten men stood in a hall in Egypt arguing with a bearded official in linen about a silver cup found in the youngest one's sack. Judah's temper was climbing and the building was not going to hold it. Joseph sent his son Manasseh to lay a hand on Judah's shoulder, and Judah felt the strength in that grip and knew it came out of his own family.
Benjamin swore he had never touched the cup. He swore it on the brother taken from him. As true as it is that I had no part in the darts thrown at Joseph, no part in pulling off his coat, no part in the sale, no part in dipping the coat in blood.
Joseph put a question to the ten. "You told me this boy's brother was dead. Did you see him dead?"
"Yes."
"Did you stand at his grave?"
"Yes."
"Did you throw earth down onto the body?"
"No."
He turned the answers over. A poor man counts as a dead man, and they had left him poor. The pit counted as a grave, and they had stood at its lip. They would not say they had covered him, because that would have been a lie, and whatever else these men were, they still did not lie.
"He is not dead. You sold him and I bought him, and I will call him and stand him in front of you." Then, into the room, "Joseph son of Jacob, come here. Joseph son of Jacob, come and speak to the brothers who sold you."
The ten of them looked into the corners of the hall.
"Why are you looking over there. I am Joseph, your brother."
Their souls went out of them. God put the souls back. They still would not believe it, because the smooth-faced boy they had left in a hole was a bearded man on a chair of state, so Joseph spoke to them in Hebrew and then opened his clothing and showed them the covenant of Abraham cut into his body.
Judah opened his mouth and roared. Walls came down across the city, Pharaoh and Joseph both went off their seats onto the floor, and three hundred of Joseph's guards lost their teeth where they stood and kept their heads turned backward for the rest of their lives, because they had turned to look for the noise and never came round again.
Joseph reached his brothers before their shame could. He kissed them one at a time and wept over each of them, and hardest on Benjamin's neck, because he could see the two Temples that would stand in Benjamin's portion and the fire that would take them both.
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