Parshat Vayechi5 min read

Seir Struck Joseph's Camp Three Days After Burial

Three days after Jacob was laid to rest, Seir and the East rode against Joseph. Six hundred thousand fell, then Esau's sons and Seir turned on each other.

Curated by Arthur · Told by Maggid ·
Table of Contents
  1. Permission Before the Spade
  2. Three Days After the Quiet
  3. Victory That Bred a Second War
  4. The Vizier Who Still Had to Ask
  5. After the Mountain Quieted
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Permission Before the Spade

When Jacob died, Joseph did not storm Pharaoh's court in mourning clothes. He was vizier enough to know that power hates a blunt demand and that grief can look like weakness to a jealous chamberlain. He asked the king's own household to intercede for him. Win over the accuser, the maxim ran in the legends, so that he cause thee no annoyance. Voices friendly to Joseph filled the rooms around the throne before Joseph's request arrived.

Pharaoh granted the burial in Canaan. The long funeral train left Egypt with chariots and elders, fulfilled the oath at the cave, and returned through dust that stuck to every wheel. Joseph had buried his father with ceremony and political care. He had not bought peace with the mountain peoples watching from Seir, who measured the train and counted how many fighting men a Hebrew household could still field after tears.

Three Days After the Quiet

Three days after they settled again from the burial journey, the land of Seir and the children of the East raised an army. The legends cast the coalition as sudden and vast, a war declared against Joseph and his brothers while mourning dust still clung to their sandals and the taste of funeral bread had not left their mouths. Jealousy of Israel in Egypt, fear of a foreign clan grown strong under Pharaoh's favor, old blood from Esau's line remembering an old theft of blessing, the sources leave motive thick and open like a wound.

Joseph led. The brothers who had once sold him now fought under his command, the same arms that had closed a pit now closing ranks. The battle, in Ginzberg's retelling, cut down no fewer than six hundred thousand of the attackers. The remnant fled into hills that no longer felt like home. The number is midrashic thunder, meant to show a household that heaven still backed after the patriarch's death, a unity purchased late and spent at once on survival.

Egypt's fields took the shock of war so soon after a state funeral. Goshen's quiet broke into the noise of pursuit, the scream of horses, and the smell of iron on evening air.

Victory That Bred a Second War

The survivors of Seir and the sons of Esau did not go home in shared grief. They went home in blame that needed a face. The sons of Seir demanded that the sons of Esau leave their territory. It was Esau's line, they said, that had dragged them into a fatal campaign against Joseph, a cousin war that left their young men in heaps. Alliance turned to eviction. Shared defeat became a reason to redraw borders with accusations.

Joseph's camp did not need to chase that quarrel into the mountains. The enemy army had already begun to eat itself. The brothers stood in the strange peace of men who have buried a father and then buried an invasion in the same span of days, hands still cut from reins and weapons, ears still ringing with a noise that funeral chants had not prepared them for.

The Vizier Who Still Had to Ask

The same Joseph who smashed Seir's host had, days earlier, needed Pharaoh's leave to carry Jacob's bones to the cave of the fathers. Strength abroad and careful dependence at court were not contradictions in his life. They were two tools on one belt. He ruled Egypt's grain and still bowed to Egyptian protocol when a corpse and a promise required a royal yes. He could level six hundred thousand in legend and still send courtiers ahead of his own mouth when the king might be advised against him by someone who hated foreign power near the throne.

That double skill kept the family alive. Brute force without court craft would have stranded Jacob's body in Egyptian sand under a polite refusal. Court craft without force would have left the brothers open to Seir's first charge while they were still soft from weeping. Joseph had learned both languages, the language of petitions and the language of spears, in a life that began in a pit and climbed a palace.

After the Mountain Quieted

The dead of the coalition lay far from Goshen, food for birds that did not care which son of Isaac had started which quarrel. Esau's sons and Seir's sons argued over land they had failed to take, their voices carrying the special bitterness of people who chose the wrong war. Joseph returned to the work of a living nation inside a foreign crown, inventories and courts and the long patience of administration after adrenaline.

The burial was done. The first test after Abraham's grandson left the world had come as cavalry, not as famine, and the house of Jacob had answered with a unity the sale into slavery once denied them. Three days of peace after a funeral had been all the world allowed. They used the next days to stay a people, scarred and together, under a vizier who knew how to ask a king and how to meet a charge.


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Legends of the Jews 1:429Legends of the Jews

Retold in our words. Read the original at the link below.The Legends of the Jews by Louis Ginzberg (1909) · Public Domain

Legends of the Jews turns to An Army of Seir Attacked Joseph's Family Three Days After Jacob Died.

The Ginzberg's says masterful retelling in Legends of the Jews, Joseph and his brothers didn't exactly get a warm welcome from everyone. In fact, just three days after their arrival, a formidable army assembled, a coalition of the inhabitants of Seir (a mountainous region south of the Dead Sea) and the mysterious "children of the East." Their mission? To wage war against Joseph and his brethren. A full-scale war erupting so soon after settling into their new Egyptian home!

Why? Well, perhaps jealousy played a role, or fear of the growing Israelite presence. Whatever the reason, the conflict was swift and devastating. Joseph, ever the leader, rose to the occasion, leading his warriors into battle with remarkable courage and skill.

The result? Utter annihilation for the invading army. Legends of the Jews tells us that Joseph and his warriors mowed down no fewer than six hundred thousand men! Six hundred thousand! It's a staggering number, evidence of the ferocity of the battle and the might of Joseph's forces. The small remnant that survived, understandably, fled in terror.

But the story doesn't end there. The sons of Esau and the sons of Seir, now back in their own country after this fatal campaign, descended into bitter infighting. As Legends of the Jews continues, the sons of Seir, perhaps seeking someone to blame for their misfortune, turned on their former allies, demanding that the sons of Esau leave their territory. After all, it was they, the sons of Esau, who had brought this calamity upon them, they claimed.

What a mess! A story of war, defeat, blame, and ultimately, division. How did Joseph and his brothers work through the aftermath of such a victory? How did they deal with the knowledge that their arrival in Egypt had sparked such violence? These are the questions that linger long after the battle is won.

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Legends of the Jews 1:418Legends of the Jews

Retold in our words. Read the original at the link below.The Legends of the Jews by Louis Ginzberg (1909) · Public Domain

You're not alone. Even Joseph, the powerful vizier of Egypt, had to navigate those tricky waters.

The scene: Jacob, Joseph's father and the patriarch of the Israelite people, has just passed away. Understandably, Joseph is deep in mourning. But there's a crucial task at hand: to fulfill Jacob's wish to be buried in the land of Canaan, the promised land. It’s a big ask. It requires Pharaoh's permission.

Joseph could have marched right into Pharaoh's court and demanded it. He certainly had the power. But he does something far more subtle, far more… human. As Ginzberg recounts in Legends of the Jews, Joseph doesn't personally deliver the request to Pharaoh. Why not? Well, for starters, he couldn't bear to interrupt his mourning. Appearing before the king in the somber clothes of a mourner just felt wrong.

There’s more to it than that. Joseph, ever the shrewd politician, understands the nuances of power. He knows that even someone in his position can benefit from a little… finesse.

So, what does he do? He enlists the help of Pharaoh's own family. He asks them to intercede on his behalf. Think about the strategy here. He’s not just seeking permission; he's actively building alliances. He wants to ensure that Pharaoh is surrounded by voices sympathetic to his cause, voices who will advocate for him.

Why this indirect approach? Joseph fears that someone within Pharaoh's inner circle might advise against granting his request. Maybe they're jealous of his power. Maybe they distrust foreigners. Whatever the reason, Joseph anticipates potential opposition.

And here’s where we find a beautiful, timeless piece of wisdom. Joseph acts, according to Ginzberg, on the maxim: "Seek to win over the accuser, that he cause thee no annoyance." It's a proverb that resonates even today. Instead of confronting potential adversaries head-on, Joseph tries to win them over, to neutralize their opposition before it even arises. How often do we rush into conflict, ready to fight, when a more diplomatic approach might yield better results? Joseph's story reminds us that true strength isn't always about brute force. Sometimes, it's about understanding human nature, anticipating obstacles, and building bridges instead of walls. It's about recognizing that even the most powerful among us still need allies and that sometimes, the best way to get what you want is to ask for help.

Where could we benefit from winning over the "accuser" before they even have a chance to cause annoyance?

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