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Each story names the sources it was written from.
Not everyone wanted to leave Egypt. The midrash says four-fifths of Israel died during the plague of darkness, hidden so Egypt would not rejoice.
The first word emptied them. Angels pushed the bodies twelve mil back to the mountain. Dew had to fall before they could hear the second.
Jericho fell without a siege, so its spoils were sacred. One man decided otherwise, buried them in his tent floor, and thirty-six men died at Ai.
The angel had to be back in heaven before sunrise or the morning song could not start. Jacob had him by the throat and a question about Esau.
God decides to tell Abraham what he is about to do to Sodom. Abraham recognizes an opening and presses it, bargaining God down from fifty righteous to ten.
Balaam's rivals could not figure out how he worked. The rabbis said he had learned to read a rooster's comb, and it told him when God was furious.
Joshua cast lots to divide Canaan among the twelve tribes. The rabbis said the lots already knew the answer. Jacob had written it four centuries earlier.
Balaam saddled his donkey before dawn, eager to curse Israel for Balak's money. The donkey saw the angel blocking the road. Balaam saw nothing.
The tribes argued at the water's edge over who would lead Israel into the divided sea. Benjamin acted while they were still talking. Judah threw stones.
At Rephidim, Moses faced a mob ready to stone him and then an army attacking without cause. The Mekhilta reads both crises as a single lesson about Moses.
When Ahasuerus ordered Vashti to appear naked before his banquet guests, she sent back a message that listed exactly what kind of man she thought he was.
The sow ate without a measure. The filly hauled all day for a counted scoop. On the feast they took the fat one out and cut her throat.
A boy walked between two standing walls of water. Behind him the sea hissed where the chariots had been. Three nations were laid on the scale for that road.
A prophet pays for passage in the wrong direction, planning to drown rather than let Nineveh's repentance shame Israel before God.
A hired prophet opens his mouth to curse and blessings pour out instead. A walnut tree in the Song of Songs explains why Israel cannot be destroyed.
Jacob ran until the sun was gone. He struck the ground at Bethel. Stones went under his head because the place had stopped him.
Every nation has its angelic prince standing watch. Israel has no such guardian, and the keeper who keeps it will not slumber or sleep.
Israel had three days to wash their clothes and keep off the mountain. On the third morning the peak went up like a furnace and the horn would not stop.
The empire's angel unrolled a long scroll toward the throne. The charges were true. Then Michael left the Temple that does not burn.
Israel marched out of Egypt armed and in ranks, but one small word counted the missing. Four of every five stayed behind.
Before the exile, God revealed to Samael exactly what would happen and offered a reward for treating Israel with dignity. Samael chose mockery instead.
The nations asked Rabbi Akiva why a beautiful, strong people would die for an invisible Beloved. He answered from a love poem, reading one word as above death.
Before Israel ever said yes, God walked to Esau, then to Ammon and Moab, holding out the Torah. Each nation asked one question, then turned away.
The sages gave God a daily schedule, but after the Temple burned, the last hours no longer belonged to play with Leviathan.
He had crossed the Jordan with nothing but a staff and been given everything after that. Then a king asked his age and got a complaint.
Jacob crosses the Jabbok alone at night and struggles until dawn with a being who will not say its name but gives him a new one.
Isaac put a hand on Jacob's head and named Mastema. That night escort angels climbed to match his sleeping face against the Throne.
Moses wanted one of his sons to inherit the burden of leadership. God chose Joshua instead, then made Moses strengthen him in public.
Twelve men brought back a report from Canaan. Ten of them described the truth and condemned their entire nation to wander until they died.
Moses parted the sea, drew water from rock, and fed a nation on bread from the sky. The people ran out of faith again within days of each miracle.
